Tinder Bios for Guys

Will share fries. Will not share the remote. Looking for someone to argue with about the best pizza topping.

Professional napper, amateur chef, semi-pro at losing board games gracefully.

My dog is the main character. I am the supporting cast who pays for the treats.

I make a mean lasagna and an even meaner playlist. One of these will win you over.

Looking for someone to split dessert with. Fair warning: I will want the bigger half.

6’0” on a good posture day. Fluent in sarcasm, conversational in Spanish.

I have strong opinions about breakfast burritos and weak opinions about almost everything else.

Recently learned to make sourdough. Will not stop talking about it. You have been warned.

Swipe right if you can handle a questionable karaoke Mr. Brightside.

Seeking a co-pilot for road trips. Must be good at snacks, playlists and pretending to read the map.

Coffee first. Adventures after.

Teacher. Runner. Taco enthusiast.

Here for good conversation and better restaurants.

Dog dad. Weekend hiker. Terrible dancer, great attitude.

Tell me your go-to karaoke song.

Building things by day, cooking things by night.

Bookworm with a gym membership I actually use.

Looking for my favourite person to text memes to.

Engineer who can also fix your bike.

Beach over mountains. Change my mind.

Building a startup and a sourdough starter. Only one of them is rising so far.

Three trips planned this year, packed for none of them. Seeking a travel buddy with better luggage skills.

I read the terms and conditions. All of them. You can trust me with the details.

Pros: great cook, loyal, funny. Cons: will make you watch one more episode.

Currently accepting applications for someone to try every ramen place in town with me.

Two truths and a lie: I have run a marathon, I play the cello, I have never been late. Guess.

Fluent in movie quotes and bad puns. Looking for someone who laughs at both.

My mom says I am a catch. I am just here to get a second opinion.

Good listener, better cook, average at minigolf. Let us find out what you are good at.

Looking for a plus-one for weddings, farmers markets and the occasional 2 a.m. diner run.

Leg day survivor. Looking for someone to spot me at the gym and at brunch.

Golden retriever owner and honestly, a golden retriever personality. Bring your dog.

I have a ranked list of every burger in the city. Help me break the tie at number one.

Twenty countries down. Looking for someone to plan number twenty-one with.

Will carry you in co-op and still let you pick the next game.

I play guitar badly but with confidence. Request a song and judge me kindly.

Happiest on a trail, a lake or a campsite with bad cell signal.

Tell me the last book you could not put down and I will tell you mine.

I can make a great latte. The art still looks like a potato.

Season ticket holder. Looking for someone who cheers louder than me.

Looking for something real. Someone curious, kind and up for building a life slowly and on purpose.

Teacher by day, amateur baker by night. Looking for someone to taste-test and stay for dinner.

I value honesty, good food and people who keep showing up. Looking for my person.

Done with endless chatting. Let us grab coffee and see if there is something there.

Family-oriented, ambitious and still young at heart. Looking for a partner, not a pen pal.

I am the friend who remembers birthdays. Looking for someone to remember yours.

Quietly confident, loudly loyal. Here for something that lasts.

Ready for Sunday mornings with one person instead of Saturday nights with everyone.

Equal parts adventure and couch. Looking for someone to share both with.

Looking for a teammate: someone to cheer on, lean on and laugh with.